Here's a quick quote to get you through your Monday!
"I know today is Monday and you assume it's going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lottery and 600 people will get promotions at work. there will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles earned. Plus, the words "I love you" will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it's going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should be a really nice day."